Paul Simon's
Paul Simon Frankfurt 2002

Punky's Dilemma

ŠPaul Simon, released on Bookends (Simon and Garfunkel) 1968


Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,

Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,

Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,

Casually glancing at his toupee.


Wish I was an English muffin

'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.


I'd ease myself down,

Comin' up brown.


I prefer boysenberry

More than any ordinary jam.

I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.


Ah, South California.


If I become a first lieutenant

Would you put my photo on your piano?

To Maryjane --

Best wishes, Martin.

(Old Roger draft-dodger

Leavin' by the basement door),

Everybody knows what he's

Tippy-toeing down there for